Monday, 27 April 2009

Just a typical Monday

My evening last night consisted of crawling into bed in a feeble position and weeping to Moulin Rouge and then dropping off at three in the morning.
My morning however. Really. What else can go wrong. I woke up this morning sleeping light. Felt very tired but I was awake... mom had made me a sausage, bacon and egg sandwich, I'm guessing she felt relatively guilty for being an arse yesturday. This was okay. This was the start of a good morning. And then I sit up and the right side of my neck is aching for a crack. So this combination of events happens, I sit up I'm still semi diagonal, reach up to grab the side of my neck and start off the first crack of the morning. CRUNCH!?!?!! ..... AGRHAGRHAGHA>!>!!!>!>!?!!?!?!?!
No that wasn't a crack. That was the sound of the muscles between my right ear and the top of my right shoulder fucking up. Or at least I'm hoping it was. So now I'm sitting here, still in my dressing gown, my right shoulder refuses to work and my neck is all but immobilized. No. This isn't a good day.
What else can go wrong?

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