So my thoughts: Its dreadfully short. This series, is a whole 8 episodes long. For anyone who has no clue what I'm on about the L word is a lesbian soap that documents pretty well the drama and chaos in an regular lesbian day.
- Season 1: 14 Episodes
- Season 2: 13 Episodes
- Season 3: 12 Episodes (Why am I seeing a pattern here?)
- Season 4: 12 Episodes (Oh look pattern broken)
- Season 5: 12 Episodes (Okay... this is still good 12 is a nice respectable number)
- Season 6: 8 Episodes (What...!? EIGHT!!? IS THAT IT?! WHY EIGHT!?!)
So. Jenny dies. And who kills Jenny. NOBODY KNOWS. Because this is 'the L word land' so if somebody knows who kills Jenny fucking Schecter let me know. Because I'm rather irritated. In a perfect world, this series would end like this:
- Jenny Dies [X] (WOOOP THAT ONE HAPPENED!!!)
- Bette and Tina don't move to NY and adopt Max's baby, leaving Tom to realise he's an arse and come back and marry Max (Oh and Max would learn that facial hair is really a no no) [?]
- Dana is raised from the grave to rescue Alice while Tash and Jamie get it on because there so clearly made for each other. [?]
- Helena would realise shes becoming an alcoholic and would in fact stop drinking because its fueling her paranoia and her trust issues. Which in turn would mean Dylan would return after a decent haircut and return to the fit little bit she was and marry Helena and there would be a big happy ending [?]
- Kit and that drag queen will marry and be nice and happy together. (its on the way I can tell therefore it gets an X) [X]
- Molly will realise Shane didn't get her letter and come back to find that Carmen is back on the block and will be maid of honour at Shane and Carmen's wedding. Because that's what was supposed to happen to begin with. [?]
- Jenny and Shane never had a romantic relationship and the entire thing was a bad dream on Shane's part and she wakes up to realise shes back in season three and is back with Carmen. [?]
- Oh and Shay is rescued from his horrible horrible father and Shane, Carmen and Shay live happily ever after. [?]
- And Tim will realise he is responsible for Jenny's death and will suffer a horrible horrible suicide through alcohol poisoning out of guilt for Jenny's death and for driving her into the arms of a woman which consequently started the entire of the bloody L word. [?]
- And then Marina will appear, not a psycho, not insane, not depressed and completely over Jenny and the south of France! And she will be gorgeous and amazing again! [?]
- Oh oh oh ohoh oh ohohhhh!?! AND IT TURNS OUT THAT ADELE KILLED JENNY BECAUSE SHES A PSYCHO OH AND WHERE WAS THAT TART BY THE WAY?!?!? WHY DID SHE JUST VANISH INTO THE VOID!?! REALLY REALLY REALLY!?! STUPID STUPID STUPID!?!?! [?]
BUT DOES ANY OF THIS HAPPEN!?! NO!?!!?!!!?!!?! Because this is fucking Ilene Chaiken land!?! Why does the season end so quickly?!! BECAUSE SHE RAN OUT OF IDEAS!?!! *tantrum* WHY IS IT SO BLOODY INFURIATING?! BECAUSE IS ILENE CHAIKEN LAND!?!!?!!?
Anyway. Back to my life. My parents have decided there turning half the garden into a farm. Or an allotment. Depending on how your looking at it. Unfortunately my pleas for chickens, a goat called Magic and a pig have been ignored.
I am rather disappointed. :( I really want a goat called Magic. :(
Oh and did I mention there's going to be a spin off show? Oh yes believe it. Its going to be called 'the Farm' and Alice stays. Its going to be about a bunch of dykes stuck in prison, so clearly Alice is framed, because Alice is far to nice to kill Jenny.
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